Thursday, 31 December 2015

The 2015 Grønmark Blog Top 20 "Absolute Blister" Awards for Services to Bum-Holery

1. Angela Merkel, whose open invitation to Muslim immigrants turned a temporary crisis into an epic disaster set to rumble on for decades - or until European civilisation has been sundered from its Judeo-Christian cultural roots and turned into one enormous theocratic Third World slum. Thanks, Ange.

2. Black Lives Matter, for spreading the lie that racist, trigger-happy cops represent the greatest threat to American blacks, when cops are responsible for 4% of gun-related black deaths, while 87% are caused by other blacks. Motes and beams, race-hustlers.

3. Barack Obama, for... well, everything, actually, but inviting "clock boy" Ahmed Mohamed to the White House was a symbol of just how derangedly anti-American Barry is.

4. Stop the War/Momentum (basically the same thing) for services to cultural Marxist hatred, irrationality and racism, and for its unswerving support for Islamofascist dictators and terrorists.

5. The Anglican Church, for its constant adherence to fatuous zero-sum economic theories (i.e. rich people are only rich because other people are poor) - and to the clergy at St. James, Piccadilly in particular for making a laughing-stock of themselves with Arabella Dorman's goofy "Refugee Boat" art installation, when one might have expected them to direct their compassion towards Christians being raped, tortured and slaughtered by Islamic fundamentalists in the Middle East.

6. The morally deranged anti-Semitic BDS movement and its dickheaded Western supporters, who should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves - but who won;t be, precisely because they are morally deranged.

7. The "Safe Space" college campus movement, comprising left-wing, identity politics, grievance-mongering bedwetters here and in the US, who are too delicate and precious to be exposed to ideas which fail to support their own bizarre world view. Diddums.

8. Connie St. Louis, the science journalism lecturer at City University, London, for managing to get the distinguished scientist Sir Tim Hunt - a man whose work has saved lives and alleviated suffering - fired. Cow.

9. Camila Batmanghelidjh for squandering millions of pounds of taxpayers' money while dressed in ridiculous clothes.

10. Alan Yentob, who, despite having grotesquely misused his position as the BBC's "Creative Director" (whatever the sodding hell that might be when it's at home) to influence the corporation's coverage of the Kids Company scandal, still has an extremely well-paid  job presenting a BBC programme in which he swans around smarming up to his chums in the arts world.

11. Rachel Dolezal, for lying about her ethnic origins in order to gain rewards for belonging to a "victim" group.

12. Sepp Blatter (with Michel Platini bringing up the rear) for plundering and degrading the world's most popular sport, and (as David Beckham put it) lying to the future King of England.

13. Russell Brand, for being Russell Brand.

14. Michael Moore, for calling US military snipers "cowards". (And for being so astonishingly ugly.)

15. Benedict Cumberbatch, a rich, pampered luvvie, for haranguing Hamlet audiences about the plight of Syrian refugees. (I'd have demanded my money back.)

16. All the BBC News reporters covering the refugee crisis for their insistence on highlighting women and children, while glossing over the fact that the vast majority of those seeking to settle in Europe were young Muslim men who appeared to have left  women and children behind, and who were in fact economic migrants. (And for not explaining why Muslim migrants were fleeing Turkey - a Muslim country that isn't ravaged by war.)

17. The 26 members of the international writers' organisation, PEN. who signed a letter protesting a "freedom of expression" award to Charlie Hebdo following the murderous attack on its Paris offices. You vile, vile people.

18. Louis Van Gaal, whose much-vaunted "philosophy", it turns out, is to sell good players, spend a quarter of a billion pounds on second-rate or over-the-hill ones, to place trust in Wayne Rooney (never a great idea), and to produce the dullest football in the history of a club renowned for its exciting, swaggering, relentlessly attacking style. (And let's not forget Ed Woodward, Manchester United's executive vice-chairman.)

19. Labour's "moderate" shadow cabinet members: stop whining, resign, and either join or form another party. Sick of hearing what you "might" be about to do - JFDI.

20. Jeremy Corbyn, along with any other politician who has expressed the view that we should negotiate with Isil, when any fule no that the only thing to be done with Isil is to destroy it.

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