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| "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" |
Beards have been a thing for several years now - they're everywhere. They're hip, cool, trendy, happening, now, zeitgeisty. But...
...solo moustaches? Not so much. It's been a long time since Tom Selleck looked ever-so-manly in
Magnum P.I. Very few men since then have been able to carry off a moustache with aplomb - here's the evidence:
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| The "Bitchy Airline Steward" special |
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| "Oh mate - now you're just embarrassing the whole team" |
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| "...and you're embarrassing the whole of Australia!" |
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| Rubbish...but not as rubbish as the next one: |
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| Justin Bieber, I'm told. Still, he's young - unlike: |
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| One that covered his whole wreck of a face might work |
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| Any relevant remark might be construed as a hate crime - wowsers! |
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At least he had an excuse, being in character and all
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It took me a few minutes to realise who Farage's new (and, one hopes, temporary) look reminded me of. And then I got it:
I'd still happily vote for the former UKIP leader... but I wouldn't buy a car off him, not looking like that.
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