Ah! Poor little Syrian orphans of war - what was advertised, and what actually arrived in the post

Heart-rending, right? What sort of monster could possibly object to Britain taking in poor, vulnerable little mites like these? Not even me!

But when the courier knocked at the door this morning, this is what the package contained:

Or as Pat Condell put it:

Here's Godfrey Elfwick's take:

They keep doing it to us, don't they - governments, international agencies, the liberal media, professional compassion-mongers of all sorts. Every time we give these bastards an inch, they grab a mile. And if we complain that they've delivered something which has nothing to do with what we ordered from them, they tell us that they operate a "no returns/no refunds" policy, that we're cruel, narrow-minded, racist xenophobes and that we'll be up on a charge if we don;t keep our mouths shut. 

If Amazon behaved like this, they'd be out of business in a few months - but these wretched governments, organisations and institutions, who never deliver what was advertised, simply shrug, pocket the money,  insult their customers, and immediately start planning their next "humanitarian" scam.