Farron wasn't the only EU fifth columnist walking gingerly today:
And people claim our left-liberal elite is arrogant!
Yeah, whatever.
Well, Mehdi... no, let's not bother.
Yes, but in your alternative reality, an Eskimo taking a leak makes a fresh Scottish independence vote more likely.
I must have missed the bit where the Prime Minister employed the phrase, "Fuck You" - but good for her!
What - the world hates Britain because Britain abolished slavery? I'm confused. But not as confused, it seems, as this eminent Labour economist:
The pound shot up, mate - I'd lay of Twitter, if I were you, or they'll asking you to return your CBE. Still, Mrs. May did leave the Remoaners one tiny little straw to clutch at:
Meanwhile, on the eve of Donald Trump's inauguration, America's entertainment community is already hard at work ensuring he wins again in 2020:
Now what? Well maybe you give your tiny brains and planet-sized egos a rest and keep your mouths shut for a bit (ten years should do it). This woman is, apparently, famous in America. Also, it seems, utterly barking:
Veteran civil rights leader and Democratic Party congressman John Lewis (who staged a sit-in about something or other in Congress last year, and did something brave in the '60s, so we're all supposed to take him jolly seriously) has refused to attend Trump's inauguration on the fantastically spurious grounds that he isn't a "legitimate" president - because of Russia or because his hair's orange, or ...stuff. This can't be the same old booby who, back in 2008, claimed that Obama was being subjected to racist treatment by Republicans, and declared: "I've always said if you don't respect the man, respect the position", because that would make his petulant decision to boycott tomorrow's ceremony an act of hypocrisy. Not only has he apparently forgotten making that statement - he's also forgotten about pulling this silly stunt before (the silly stunt):
Sounds like Lewis regards all Republican presidents as illegitimate (and they may very well feel the same about him). And the agony just keeps getting worse:
Aw! What a crying shame! But never fear - even if the Anusol (or Preparation H in the US) runs out, there's a brand new remedy for butthurt lefties:
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