"To think that people like you ruled a country."

And to think that "people" like these might be running it on Friday morning:

Meanwhile, I think the following bumholes deserve some of award for services to bumholery:

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Or, with any luck, you might be struck by the realisation that you're a really awful human being.

Perhaps because the pub wasn't under attack from murderous jihadists at the time you posted this tweet? Just a guess, Owie.

Peter Daou, the Guardian  informs us, was a former digital adviser to Hillary Clinton and John Kerry. Which may well explain why they both, you know, LOST!

I'll leave the final word to the bestselling novelist and former Newsnight journalist, Robert Harris:

Proving that while you can take the boy out of the BBC...