Because being left-wing means never having to know anything, or to bring up children properly, or to accept a democratic vote

Let's face facts - Diane Abbott probably isn't the sharpest knife in the Westminster drawer:

 

And if the province of Davao del Norte actually existed, and was affected by drought...



...why would it be the British government's job to provide assistance? And why would the Shadow Secretary of State for Health be asking about it? Doesn't the silly woman have enough on her plate right now? (Come to think of it, I don't suppose the fluting blancmange ever feels she has enough on her plate.) As for left-wing child-rearing standards...

He may well be - there's certainly a broad range of opinion on the subject - but I'm not sure the encouragement of hatred, prejudice and the use of the "c" word amongst children is to be applauded. Maybe this explains the emergence of a generation of tender little snowflakes who assume that anyone whose opinions deviate from the left-liberal orthodoxy they've been spoon-fed from birth are automatically viewed as evil monsters who must be silenced at all costs.

Speaking of the bien pensant fascists demanding that the votes of over 17 million Britons be discounted on the grounds that anyone who voted Leave is too old, stupid, common, racist and easily swayed to vote the right way, one's heart bleeds copiously for them - I suspect Goliath felt much the same way when that stone smashed into his bonce:

They missed the BBC and Sky News off the list. 

As for those dreadful lies which are supposed to have bamboozled pro-Leave troglodytes, I'm still waiting for George Osborne to shut down the stock exchange. Maybe he'll do it tomorrow.